Imperial Colors Manifesto

"I came to do colors, not math." —Japanese Jesus

For decades we, the people, have been terrorized by machines. Our once peaceful lives became a struggle to adapt to a hellish landscape created by the tools that have a long time ago been promised to serve us.

We grew up in a world governed by computers, forced to learn their language, forced to follow their laws, and lastly - forced to use their Metric Units of Color. Raised as if we were machines ourselves, we were made to believe that this is the natural way of describing the world.

•  "Buy a dozen #00ff00 apples."
•  "Look at that lambo! I didn't even know they make it in #ffd700!"
•  "Do you want to watch the #ff0000 Dawn tonight?"

No more. Let us reclaim what has been taken from us. Stand tall and proud, and let them know: "I AM NOT A MACHINE!"

I am human, and I will never again write HTML code using the speak of computers.

I am not helpless, for God has armed me with 140 Imperial Colors to wage war on machines and their Metric System.

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